The Quarantine Show

Stay at Home Show & Tell – 1

Posted on by laurah

Our very first episode of Stay at Home Show & Tell features a good friend of ours located in the far Southern Reach of Calgadoom.

Crafty Bitch has been isolated for quite some time now, and is beginning to get even craftier than usual. She’s discovered a brand new hobby: Diamond Painting!

Like a colour by number with little bead thingies….
Behold the beauty and wonder of the moon!
Crafty Bitch is one patient lady!

Think you have what it takes? You can order all kinds of diamond paintings on Amazon, and the subject matter ranges from cute to beautiful to utter hilarity.

Got something to Show & Tell? Get ahold of your local broadcaster and send in your pictures!

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Hair by Pete – Jan

Posted on by Lee

She’ll only come out at night:

When she tiptoed into Pete’s salon, Jan was a bashful little damsel. As cute as a bug’s dink she was. But Pete could see, inside this teensy-weensy wallflower beat the heart of a lioness. Now here she comes; watch out boys, she’ll chew you up; she’s a man-eater! Let your freak flag fly Jan!

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Enjoy This Naked Lady!

Posted on by laurah

When our resident artist turned in this questionable piece of entertainment, we pushed for something more… developed … but the retort was that great art takes time (accented by much growling and snorting).

Solitude appears to be taking its toll and we didn’t want to push our luck.

Scratchy Lady of the New World Gazes Upon the Remnants of her Last Pedicure

Hopefully this sketchy broad can hold you over until such time that our artist manages to pull herself together and produce another masterpiece…

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Calgadoom of Albordor’s Wild Kingdom – Episode 2

Posted on by laurah

Self isolation has made me more familiar with my ceiling… and looking up through the tangles of my armageddon jungle, I was startled to discover that wildlife abounds in my shelter!

Do you see what I see?

Up there, beyond the leaves, do you see that hairy little dot!!? Let me help you…

How about now? Is that close enough?

And it wasn’t until I zoomed in with my equipment and studied this foul being that I discovered something absolutely horrifying…

Come a little closer…

The ravenous beast appears to have made short work of his tiny companion! Poor little fool… that will teach him not to socially distance!

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Hair by Pete – Drake

Posted on by Lee

Giving Covid-19 a Jolly Rogering:

When he first darkened the door of Pete’s studio, Drake was a wretchedly unhappy, groin punch of a man with no qualms about shit-talking your preschooler’s piss-poor artwork. Thanks to Pete, Drake has traded crusty socks for golden locks and now he’s DTF you up and plunder your booty! Long may yer big jib draw me ol’ cock!

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